Boating puns: our favourites

Our top 11 favourite boating puns: 

1. Did you hear about the cargo ship that got a hole in it? ...it had one hull of a problem! 
2. I used to have a fear of boats, but that ship has sailed. 
3. The fishing boat had to conform to the other vessels out of pier pressure. 
4. Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing. 
5. I'm not one for buoyancy but whatever floats your boat. 
6. Vacations were cheaper before steamships, because cruises were always on sail. 
7. Making a boat out of stone would be quite a hardship. 
8. Careful, the Loch Ness monster eats fish and ships. 
9. Submarine commanders really like to submerge themselves in their work. 
10. Get in the boat... OAR ELSE! 
11. A couple of punks crashed my boat party the other day. They just barged right in.